What Pisses Me Off Part II

Condom Commercial/ Condomned Part II

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Corner Comedy Part 1

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What Pisses Me Off Part I

you can agree with me or not, doesn't matter really. It's just my own opinion and how I feel. Take it for what it is.

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

Special treat for you, you get two jokes today since I haven't done this in a long time. Enjoy

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, How did it go? The first whispers back: It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection. The second dwarf shook his head. You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Raunchy Condom Commercial/Condomned Part 1

Is it more, or are these commercials getting more and more raunchy. Promoting safe sex is a good thing and I applaud that, but damn. Every single person in that advertisement commercial is getting it on like two wild rabbits. Something like that commercial for kids to see, equals problems in the future but do advertisement companies care? Haha.

Anyway, let`s get to this video here ironically about condoms. Take a look and hope you enjoy.

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Dirty Minds Part II

These artist have way too much time on their hands. They need to get a girlfriend or a sex doll or something. How the hell do they come up with these different ways to draw these things? How did you do? Did you pass or fail the Dirty Minds test II?

Twitter Is Stupid ... To Me

Unknowingly to me, a new phenomenon has been born in the social networking world that is only known as Twitter. Twitter derives from the word twit, which means foolish or annoying person, and based on what I heard about this site, the name fits perfectly. Do people honestly have nothing better to do than to twit each other messages on what they are doing at that exact moment.


E-D-ot: woke up and I'm washing my face 8:35am
E-D-ot: finished washing my face, now brushing my teeth 8:39am
E-D-ot: brushed my teeth too hard and now my gums hurt :( 8:47am
E-D-ot: my stomach hurts so much 9:41am
E-D-ot: going to the toilet for a while, be back soon 9:42am

That's basically what it is and I cannot overstand that shit. Who gives a damn about your life like that. Definitely not me. If you HAVE a life, then you wouldn't WASTE your life doing this shit. I'm just saying.

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

History Of The Word F*ck

This is f'n epic. If you don't agree with this or like this then you know what you can do. Straight up and down.

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?
Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.
Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

Family Guy Deleted Scene

Vulgar, rude, obnoxious and full of attitude are words best to describe me. You can also use those words to describe this show because Family Guy is f'n awesome. The jokes are beyond hilarious, the dialogue flows like water, it's just great television. Dammit, this is the second post where I'm complimenting as opposed to belittling whatever I put up. Oh well, Family Guy gets a pass because it's that damn good. I don't know why those stuck up suits at the Network (FOX) didn't allow this to air. This would have made that episode much better than that awkward segway from those scenes that made the final cut.

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

Freaks .. or Cool Animation?

It annoys me so much when I post something and have nothing bad to say regarding it. That must mean that I actually find it interesting, and I find only a couple things interesting in this screwed up life of mine. Money, punani, doing #2, writing, video games and drawing/animation. Look at this video. Obviously it's not real, but this has some interesting and cool animation. They could have done better but whatever, I'll leave them alone. I pray the next story I post is something I can make fun of. Being nice is a bitch.

Scarlet Takes A Tumble

By now most people probably have seen this already on the internet. This thing spread like wildfire, just like that 2 Girls and a Cup crap. No pun intended. So what's the point in me putting this up? Obviously to give my damn opinion on it. As those white girls say ..Duh! This Humpty Dumpty looking chick, gets up on the table and "tries" to dance or whatever she was trying to do and fell on her fat ass. I honestly felt sorry for the floor when she fell, because that floor had to take on all that weight. I mean she so fat, she could break her family tree. She so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds. She so fat, her graduation picture was an aerial photo. I could go on but I'm going to stop because I can't waste any more time on Humpty Dumpty. Had a great fall indeed.

Dirty Minds Part I

Don't lie guys. You know what you thought that first drawing was. Punani. Pie. Coochie. The fish. Pum pum. The Bush. Flower. Kitty. Ill Na-Na. Whatever nickname you want to label it as, I could go on forever ... honestly. It did look like it was a woman pum pum to me for real. (Ahh takes me back to the drawings I used to draw when I was 13 years old and didn't know nothing. Such a stupid child I was.) I really wonder if this guy can draw anything that is NOT sexually explicit-looking that turns out to be something else? Woman with legs open turn into a bird dropping a worm. Woman getting back shots turns out to be man on a horse. You coming on this site expecting a gossip page and being proven to be really stupid. See it all works.

Single Ladies (Asians remix)

Me find this sooooo funny. Almost better than the original song. Ahh .. Asian girls.
I'm really not going to rude comment on this like how come two of them can speak English and the other two you need sub-titles. Or how come when they sing, their lips do not match up to the words they are saying. Or how the one of the left looks like she was handicapped throughout the whole thing with her "dancing". Here are some of my favorite lines in this remix.

"If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it
If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it
An A- aint the same as an A is it
If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it"

"At the restaurant I’ll taste your sauce
And you can slurp my sushi.
I like it raw, So bring it on,
And me love you long time."

Hand Vagina

"These little boys are curious and I know why, it's the power of that P-U-S-S-Y"

This toned down Vagina Monologue, at best, went from mildly funny, to funny, to nasty, to funny, to delivering a thoughtful message at the end. Awww. Ain't that nice? But it's good to see three boys so curious about what a vagina looks like. Less Clay Aikens and more everything else is better for .. well .. everyone. How did producers get these little rascals to do this anyway? I wonder if they're dumb enough to believe if that's how a baby is born too? Oh well, I feel like playing kick ball now.

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The Cleveland Show Teaser

This is good for me, especially. This has been long overdue and finally it will be coming out. One of the best/funniest characters in the Family Guy show. If you're not down with Family Guy or think it's funny then what the hell crap do you watch on television? Desperate Housewives? Scrubs? F outta here. The Cleveland Show baby. Coming soon.

Disney's "Black Princess"

The more I keep on writing these blogs then the more rude I get and meaner I become. And that's good for everybody because that's entertaining. Assuming you were smart enough to click the video above to watch, I will move on to my rant. Racism, prejudice, discrimination exists everywhere we turn. (I'm speaking from experience obviously). But what is the bottom line here? Is it because the princess happens to be black? Is it because her original name was Maddy? Is it because she ends up with a white prince? Or is it because people have no God damn sense sometimes. Yes she is black. And yes she was a chambermaid with the name Maddy. Some people got mad at Disney for "belittling" black people like that, so Disney changed it. Now her name is Tiana and she is still black.

So people were outraged that she was a black chambermaid in the movie. Hmm. Let's take a trip down memory lane for those who are suffering from Alzheimer's. Snow White (white) started out as a what? A chambermaid and turned into a princess at the end of the movie. Cinderella (white) started out as a what? A chambermaid and turned out as a princess at the end of the movie. For the life of me I cannot comprehend what people are really getting outraged about. And right this second, I could not care less. Anyways, here is a little clip of the upcoming movie titled "The Princess and the Frog"

Teen Faces Child Porn Charges

A 14-year-old New Jersey girl is accused of child pornography after posting close to 30 explicit nude pictures of herself on MySpace.com. What the hell is wrong with f'n kids these days? Too much extacy in their system? Smoking some tainted weed? And listen to this! She posted the pictures because she wanted her boyfriend to see them. What .. the .. hell? Her boyfriend is that lame that she's not letting him play in her garden? Step your game up, pimp. Now she would have to register as a sex offender is she is convicted, all because she posted nude pics of HERSELF. This girl needs to be slapped upside her head for no damn sense

Drunken Negro Faces ... (This Post Has Strong Language)

When I heard this story first, as it was progressing, my jaw dropped to the floor. I was appalled at the blatant, in your face racism being displayed by the baker. "Drunken Negro Faces." You know he wanted to call them Nigger Cookies, so he should have just done that instead of trying to mask his racism. To make matters worse, he was defending the cookies claiming that they were a "work of art" and a "characterature" . They are a abomination and I find it reprehensible and deplorable. It's people like that, that are ruining the future of children. Affecting and poisoning their minds with racism. *Deep Sigh*

The part that got me the most, as hard as that is to believe because I hate this whole story, is the fact that he said black people did not have a problem with it. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?? ANY BLACK PERSON THAT WALKS INTO A BAKERY, AND THE BAKER ASKS THEM "DO YOU WANT A DRUNKEN NEGRO FACE COOKIE?" AND THAT BLACK PERSON IS NOT OFFENDED THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL ELSE TO MAKE OF THIS LIFE.

It's shit like this that makes me mad. It's shit like this that makes me want to knock somebody the fuck out. It's shit like this that make me wish life was so much better. All I can do though, is be a victim. Be a victim to people's prejudices. Be a victim to people's racism. Be a victim every single day when I wake up from my sleep and step out into the world. Only because I know I am being looked at differently because of the color of my skin, because I'm a nigger in the eyes of many. Don't tell me different. If this baker can do something like this, many other people are capable of the same things if not worse. I have nothing else to say.

Teacher Makes 5 Year Old Eat From Garbage

When parents leave their children in the care of schools and daycare, they expect those adults to take care of their child properly. Meaning, they expect those adults to be the parents of these children when they are in school. I'm pretty sure no parent, in their right frame of mind, will or should approve of this story. The fact that in the story, some of the parents are trying to defend this woman and claim she is a beautiful person and this and that. Who the hell cares. She made a child, a 5 year old child, eat food out of the garbage. We all have this preconceived notion that garbage is where we throw away bad food, used napkins etc. How in the bloody hell could you say she is a nice person if she made a 5 year old child eat food from a thing like that? I'm fortunate .. or maybe unfortunate .. depends on how you look at it .. to not have children right now but I would be outraged if this happened to my child. And, I think I am even more outraged that most of the parents in this video clip is not as outraged as I am about this. If you cannot trust teachers to take care of your kids and treat them properly while they are at school, who the hell could you really trust with your children. Ugh.

The "Chinese Eyes" Epidemic

Okay. So I'm really wondering if this is the new trend now. Really? Chinese eyes? In case you do not know who this person is, and I have no idea until I read further into the story, this is apparently a Jonas Brother. Supposedly a big deal in music. I don't know or care about this persons name, I just know that he is a celebrity and it's big news. But that is not why I am reporting it. I have noticed a disturbing trend lately when it comes to celebrities/athletes pictures and them having the need to raise their fingers to their eyes and make "Chinese eyes".

First it was the Spanish Olympic basketball team posing in an add for the Olympics, which was hosted in China. Then, more recently, it was Miley Cyrus caught at a party making "Chinese eyes" for the camera. And now this. Now many people who have been outraged with these pictures recently, is claiming that all participants involved in these types of photos are being openly racist. Normally I would tend to argue the point until I am blue in the face. However, I tend to agree with that notion. What would possess a person, who is posing for a picture, to think "Hey, here's an idea. Let's all put our hands to our faces and make Chinese eyes. That should be fun." Umm. No. No. NO. You no funny. You're just making a mockery of yourself, a mockery of the Asian culture and admitting to the world that deep inside you are a racist. People do not try this. It's just not cool.