2009-04-30

Condom Commercial/ Condomned Part II

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Corner Comedy Part 1

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2009-04-29

What Pisses Me Off Part I

you can agree with me or not, doesn't matter really. It's just my own opinion and how I feel. Take it for what it is.

2009-04-22

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

Special treat for you, you get two jokes today since I haven't done this in a long time. Enjoy




A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, How did it go? The first whispers back: It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection. The second dwarf shook his head. You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!

2009-04-11

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day


A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Raunchy Condom Commercial/Condomned Part 1



Is it more, or are these commercials getting more and more raunchy. Promoting safe sex is a good thing and I applaud that, but damn. Every single person in that advertisement commercial is getting it on like two wild rabbits. Something like that commercial for kids to see, equals problems in the future but do advertisement companies care? Haha.

Anyway, let`s get to this video here ironically about condoms. Take a look and hope you enjoy.

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2009-04-06

Dirty Minds Part II

These artist have way too much time on their hands. They need to get a girlfriend or a sex doll or something. How the hell do they come up with these different ways to draw these things? How did you do? Did you pass or fail the Dirty Minds test II?

2009-04-03

Twitter Is Stupid ... To Me


Unknowingly to me, a new phenomenon has been born in the social networking world that is only known as Twitter. Twitter derives from the word twit, which means foolish or annoying person, and based on what I heard about this site, the name fits perfectly. Do people honestly have nothing better to do than to twit each other messages on what they are doing at that exact moment.


E-D-ot: woke up and I'm washing my face 8:35am
E-D-ot: finished washing my face, now brushing my teeth 8:39am
E-D-ot: brushed my teeth too hard and now my gums hurt :( 8:47am
E-D-ot: my stomach hurts so much 9:41am
E-D-ot: going to the toilet for a while, be back soon 9:42am


That's basically what it is and I cannot overstand that shit. Who gives a damn about your life like that. Definitely not me. If you HAVE a life, then you wouldn't WASTE your life doing this shit. I'm just saying.

2009-04-02

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."