"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

History Of The Word F*ck

This is f'n epic. If you don't agree with this or like this then you know what you can do. Straight up and down.

Family Guy Deleted Scene

Vulgar, rude, obnoxious and full of attitude are words best to describe me. You can also use those words to describe this show because Family Guy is f'n awesome. The jokes are beyond hilarious, the dialogue flows like water, it's just great television. Dammit, this is the second post where I'm complimenting as opposed to belittling whatever I put up. Oh well, Family Guy gets a pass because it's that damn good. I don't know why those stuck up suits at the Network (FOX) didn't allow this to air. This would have made that episode much better than that awkward segway from those scenes that made the final cut.

"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

Freaks .. or Cool Animation?

It annoys me so much when I post something and have nothing bad to say regarding it. That must mean that I actually find it interesting, and I find only a couple things interesting in this screwed up life of mine. Money, punani, doing #2, writing, video games and drawing/animation. Look at this video. Obviously it's not real, but this has some interesting and cool animation. They could have done better but whatever, I'll leave them alone. I pray the next story I post is something I can make fun of. Being nice is a bitch.

Scarlet Takes A Tumble

By now most people probably have seen this already on the internet. This thing spread like wildfire, just like that 2 Girls and a Cup crap. No pun intended. So what's the point in me putting this up? Obviously to give my damn opinion on it. As those white girls say ..Duh! This Humpty Dumpty looking chick, gets up on the table and "tries" to dance or whatever she was trying to do and fell on her fat ass. I honestly felt sorry for the floor when she fell, because that floor had to take on all that weight. I mean she so fat, she could break her family tree. She so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 100 pounds. She so fat, her graduation picture was an aerial photo. I could go on but I'm going to stop because I can't waste any more time on Humpty Dumpty. Had a great fall indeed.

Dirty Minds Part I

Don't lie guys. You know what you thought that first drawing was. Punani. Pie. Coochie. The fish. Pum pum. The Bush. Flower. Kitty. Ill Na-Na. Whatever nickname you want to label it as, I could go on forever ... honestly. It did look like it was a woman pum pum to me for real. (Ahh takes me back to the drawings I used to draw when I was 13 years old and didn't know nothing. Such a stupid child I was.) I really wonder if this guy can draw anything that is NOT sexually explicit-looking that turns out to be something else? Woman with legs open turn into a bird dropping a worm. Woman getting back shots turns out to be man on a horse. You coming on this site expecting a gossip page and being proven to be really stupid. See it all works.

Single Ladies (Asians remix)

Me find this sooooo funny. Almost better than the original song. Ahh .. Asian girls.
I'm really not going to rude comment on this like how come two of them can speak English and the other two you need sub-titles. Or how come when they sing, their lips do not match up to the words they are saying. Or how the one of the left looks like she was handicapped throughout the whole thing with her "dancing". Here are some of my favorite lines in this remix.

"If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it
If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it
An A- aint the same as an A is it
If you like it then you shoulda got an A on it"

"At the restaurant I’ll taste your sauce
And you can slurp my sushi.
I like it raw, So bring it on,
And me love you long time."

Hand Vagina

"These little boys are curious and I know why, it's the power of that P-U-S-S-Y"

This toned down Vagina Monologue, at best, went from mildly funny, to funny, to nasty, to funny, to delivering a thoughtful message at the end. Awww. Ain't that nice? But it's good to see three boys so curious about what a vagina looks like. Less Clay Aikens and more everything else is better for .. well .. everyone. How did producers get these little rascals to do this anyway? I wonder if they're dumb enough to believe if that's how a baby is born too? Oh well, I feel like playing kick ball now.

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The Cleveland Show Teaser

This is good for me, especially. This has been long overdue and finally it will be coming out. One of the best/funniest characters in the Family Guy show. If you're not down with Family Guy or think it's funny then what the hell crap do you watch on television? Desperate Housewives? Scrubs? F outta here. The Cleveland Show baby. Coming soon.