"Dirty" Joke Of The Day

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

Raunchy Condom Commercial/Condomned Part 1

Is it more, or are these commercials getting more and more raunchy. Promoting safe sex is a good thing and I applaud that, but damn. Every single person in that advertisement commercial is getting it on like two wild rabbits. Something like that commercial for kids to see, equals problems in the future but do advertisement companies care? Haha.

Anyway, let`s get to this video here ironically about condoms. Take a look and hope you enjoy.

This cartoon is courtesy of the good people at collegehumor.com

Dirty Minds Part II

These artist have way too much time on their hands. They need to get a girlfriend or a sex doll or something. How the hell do they come up with these different ways to draw these things? How did you do? Did you pass or fail the Dirty Minds test II?